We were having to discuss the broken ceiling fan globe that was discovered in the master bedroom. The eight-year-old was in the hot seat, being questioned on how it all happened.
"Well, I was trying to get the flies out of your room."
"With a shoe," clarified the fourteen-year-old.
"And.....?" added the Dad, trying to get to the bottom of the issue.
"Well, apparently I missed the fly, Dad."