Back in November we received the bill for my mom's fifteen days she spent in the hospital in September/October.
Total cost: $216,666.43.
It also stated that it had been submitted to Medicare and refused. Oooooookkkkkaaaaayyyyy.
Our medical bill routine is something like this:
Mom gets the bill.
Mom reads the bill.
Mom brings the bill to me.
I smile and say, "I'll take care of this."
This time the smile was fake. No way around it, being confronted with a $216,666.43 is a little staggering.
So I called and asked a) why was it rejected? and b) can we please have a detailed bill to understand what the costs were?
That phone call revealed that it had been rejected inappropriately, so that was good news. There was hope that we would avoid debtor's prison, or whatever place they throw people who can't pay their medical bills.
And then the itemized bill came.
I don't know how much the going rate is for a single Tylenol, but my mother was charged six dollars PER TABLET.
I am not sure when and why they gave my mother speech therapy, but it cost $750.
Something is rotten in Denmark, my friends.
I had about a week of obsessing unhealthily on the bill, and then we had more jolly things like Thanksgiving and my daughter's return from college and Christmas and New Years and a debate tournament to think about. It was good to ignore it for awhile.
And now the new bill has come back.
Medicare is paying $22,445.63.
My mother is paying $1,068.00.
Medicare has told the hospital they have overcharged by $193,152.80.
Don't get me wrong...I am thrilled to pay MUCH less. But this still makes me sick.
How did we get here? How did we go from charging what things cost to this crazy, six dollar Tylenol life? And what is an "I don't want my health care to be managed by the federal government" person supposed to do when their mother is in the hospital? Do I sit by her bed and question every test, every therapist who walks in the room?
"Yes, she needs that antibiotic."
"No, she is speaking just fine, thank you very much."
Of course not. And so we end up with a $216,666.43 dollar bill that gets chopped down to $23,513.63.
Again, something is rotten in Denmark. And nothing I have read in the news headlines is going to solve it.
Back to our regular programming.