Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Homeland Security

The view of the bathtub last night:

"We've got the essential oils covered, ma'am. Your, I mean...your natural remedies, are safe with us."

"Thanks, fellas."

Advice to all those plastic security guys out there who read my blog: if you use the word placebo with as much fear and trembling as these guys do, you'll be fine.

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